Hanging out at my parents house means at least 2 animals on me at all times :)

Hanging out at my parents house means at least 2 animals on me at all times :)

Aww!

Aww!

Love this kitten :)

Love this kitten :)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

fatmaninalittlesuit:

fitchris25:

^^^ file under “Things I Didn’t Know About fatmaninalittlesuit

It’s in my faq. Why did I even write that if no one reads it?

:)

LOL I love this.

Okay so I was good friends with this Asian guy when we were in university, but I haven’t seen too much of him since we graduated because we moved to different cities. A few months ago, he messaged me saying he was engaged! Exciting! Today, I received the wedding invitation, only to find out that he’s getting married to another guy! 

I’M GOING TO A GAY ASIAN WEDDING AND I AM EXTREMELY EXCITED